- Previously on Warehouse 13... 上集提要：《倉庫13號》
Hello there. Agent sally stukowski. Fbi. 你好。FBI探員Sally Stukowski。
I'm in charge of this investigation. 呢單調查由我負責。
- We're trying to help. - 我哋想幫手。
Well, we specialize in "weird." 我哋專搞「古怪嘢」。
We can help you. We--we know stuff. 我哋可以幫你。我哋⋯⋯我哋識好多嘢。
- I'm Claudia. - 我叫Claudia。
- Douglas. Douglas fargo. - Douglas。Douglas Fargo。
Everyone just calls me fargo. 個個都叫我Fargo。
- Okay. Doug. - 好。Doug。
I spent some time in a psychic...Research facility. 我喺一間靈異研究機構待過一排。
And I just told you I was in an institution, 我啱啱同你講我入過精神病院，
So I guess today's sharing day. 所以今日應該係分享日。
- ♪ try not to think about you ♪ - ♪ 試吓唔諗你 ♪
♪ try not to feel this way at all ♪ ♪ 試吓完全冇呢種感覺 ♪
- No more agents, dude. - 冇更多探員啦，老友。
What the Warehouse needs are interns. 倉庫需要嘅係實習生。
- Is that the whole order? - 係咪成個訂單？
- Yeah, party fuel - 係，派對燃料
For a super-fun night of inventory reports. 用嚟搞個超好玩嘅庫存報告之夜。
- You know, claude, I think sometime - 你知唔知，Claude，我覺得有時
You ought to bring your guit-box down here 你應該帶你支結他落嚟
And rock out the locals. 同啲本地人玩吓。
[imitates guitar] [模仿結他聲]
- No. - 唔好。
- No? - No. - 唔好？ - 唔好。
- Come on. You're really good. - 嚟啦。你彈得好好。
You got to get out of your comfort zone. 你要跳出你嘅舒適圈。
You play at the b&b all the time. 你成日喺民宿度彈。
- Where no one can hear me. - 冇人聽到我。
Especially you. Quit eavesdropping on me. 尤其係你。唔好再偷聽我。
What's wrong with you? [cell phone ringing] 你搞咩呀？ [手機響]
Here. Hold this. - What's wrong with you? 嚟。攞住呢個。 - 你搞咩呀？
- Artie, unblock your number. - Artie，唔好再隱藏號碼。
Yes, I made sure they used the vanilla sprinkles 係，我確保佢哋用咗雲呢拿糖碎
As well as the soy whip. 同埋豆奶泡。
- Soy whip? No, no, no, I don't need soy whip. - 豆奶泡？唔得唔得唔得，我唔需要豆奶泡。
I need to speak with someone named Claudia. 我要同一個叫Claudia嘅人講嘢。
- Who is this? - This is gibson. - 邊位？ - 我係Gibson。
And he told me to call this number 佢叫我打呢個電話
In case something went wrong with the beta test, 以防測試版出問題，
And something has gone wrong, really, really wrong, 而家真係出咗問題，好大問題，
And I'm the only one that's not vegging. 得我一個冇變植物人。
- Hey, hey, hey, gibson, de-spaz for a second. - 喂喂喂，Gibson，冷靜啲先。
Who told you to call me? 邊個叫你打畀我？
- Fargo. And I think he's gonna die. - Fargo。我覺得佢就快死。
[device beeping] [裝置嗶嗶聲]
[mysterious music] [神秘音樂]
♪
- This is the address that gibson dude gave me. - 呢個係Gibson條友畀我嘅地址。
- Ugh. It reminds me of college. - 唉。令我想起大學時代。
- Hey, gibson? - 喂，Gibson？
- Back here! - 喺呢度！
Oh, thank god you guys came. 哦，好彩你哋嚟咗。
They're, like, freaking out right now. 佢哋而家好似癲咗咁。
I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to do. 我唔知發生咩事。我唔知點做。
- Oh, my god, fargo. - 天啊，Fargo。
- Oh, no, don't touch the headband! - 哦，唔好掂個頭帶！
[electricity crackles] [電流噼啪聲]
What do you think was the first thing I tried? 你覺得我第一時間試咗咩？
- Is this his heart rate? - 呢個係佢嘅心跳？
How long has it been that high? 咁高咗幾耐？
- Few minutes. It goes up and down. - 幾分鐘。佢上上落落。
- All right, uh, gibson, is it? - 好，呃，Gibson，係咪？
Who are you, why are we here, 你係邊個，點解我哋喺度，
And why is fargo jacked into the matrix? 同埋點解Fargo好似插咗入Matrix？
- They're playing a video game, - 佢哋喺度打緊機，
And I don't know how to get them to stop. 我唔知點樣叫佢哋停。
Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 哦。哦，等等等等等。
In here. 喺呢度。
This way...Fargo can tell you himself. 呢邊⋯⋯Fargo可以親自同你講。
- Greetings, potential investors. - 你好，潛在投資者。
ni hao. 你好。
My name is dr. Douglas fargo, 我叫Dr. Douglas Fargo，
World renowned scientist, 世界知名科學家，
Inventor...Dreamer. 發明家⋯⋯夢想家。
I'm here today to talk to you 今日我喺度同你哋講
About an exciting new business venture, 一個令人興奮嘅新商業項目，
One that will change the standard 一個會改變全人類
Of video game entertainment for all humankind. 電子遊戲娛樂標準嘅項目。
Welcome to fargames. 歡迎嚟到Fargames。
Six months ago, two m.I.T. Graduates, 六個月前，兩個麻省理工畢業生，
Jerry hoffler and gibson ryce Jerry Hoffler同Gibson Ryce
Came to me with an idea. 帶咗個諗法嚟搵我。
They called it the braid-- 佢哋叫佢做Braid——
Braid. Braid。
The braid creates artificial feelings-- Braid可以創造人工感覺——
Sights, sounds, smells. 視覺、聽覺、嗅覺。
A full sensory experience. 一個完整嘅感官體驗。
You don't just play the game, you live it. 你唔係淨係玩遊戲，你係活喺入面。
Fargames-- imagining greater. Fargames——想像更大。
- So, uh, fargo and jerry were beta testing this game? - 咁，呃，Fargo同Jerry喺度測試呢個遊戲？
- Yeah. Things were going great, - 係。一切進展順利，
But after a few hours, their... 但幾個鐘之後，佢哋嘅⋯⋯
- Pulses started to spike. - 脈搏開始飆升。
- Look, gibson, - 喂，Gibson，
I.T. Problems really aren't our area of expertise. IT問題真係唔係我哋嘅專長。
Isn't there someone at eureka that could-- Eureka嗰邊有冇人可以——
- The braid never worked, did it? - Braid從來冇成功過，係咪？
[dramatic music] [戲劇性音樂]
- The human brain - 人類大腦
Wouldn't accept the lie of artificial reality. 唔會接受人工現實嘅謊言。
But fargo thought he found something that would help. 但Fargo覺得佢搵到啲嘢可以幫手。
They drank out of it before they started the test. 佢哋開始測試之前用佢飲咗嘢。
- Damn. - 該死。
That little geek found an artifact. 個細路書蟲搵到件神器。
- Agent Jinks. - Jinks探員。
Thanks so much for coming on such short notice. 多謝你咁短時間內趕到。
- Agent stukowski. - Stukowski探員。
Considering you tried to have me arrested 考慮到你第一次見面
The first time we met, 就想拉我，
I was a little surprised to get an s.O.S. Call from you. 我有啲驚訝收到你嘅求救電話。
- Oh, no, that thing in denver, - 哦，唔係，丹佛嗰件事，
Honey, water under the bridge. 親愛嘅，過咗去就算啦。
Reason I called is I've got a real humdinger here, 我打畀你係因為呢度有單好棘手嘅案，
And since your organization specializes in "weird," 既然你哋機構專搞「古怪嘢」，
I thought I'd take a chance. 我諗住搏一搏。
So you came alone? 你一個人嚟？
- Not...Quite. - 唔⋯⋯完全唔係。
- How'd that little nerd get his hands on an artifact? - 個細路書蟲點樣攞到件神器？
I'll kill him! 我要殺咗佢！
I'll call Leena and she can help. 我會打畀Leena，佢可以幫手。
Eureka. Eureka。
- Oh, did you just figure something out? - 哦，你係咪諗到啲嘢？
- What? Uh, no. Who's this? - 咩？呃，唔係。邊位？
- Fbi agent sally stukowski, this is Artie-- - FBI探員Sally Stukowski，呢位係Artie——
- Agent Nielsen. - Nielsen探員。
- Pleasure, yes. - 幸會，係。
Thanks again for taking time out of your schedule. 再次多謝你抽時間出嚟。
Y'all must be busy with whatever it is you do. 你哋一定好忙做緊你哋啲嘢。
- You want to just walk us through the scene? - 你可唔可以帶我哋行吓現場？
- Yes. Eric johnson, 47, - 好。Eric Johnson，47歲，
Curator of the hobbes gallery, Hobbes畫廊嘅館長，
Takes a dive out of this window here. 喺呢個窗跳落嚟。
Official ruling is suicide, but I don't think so. 官方裁定係自殺，但我唔同意。
Coworkers and family say that he was excited 同事同屋企人話佢好興奮
About the exhibit opening next week. 關於下星期開幕嘅展覽。
No signs of depression of erratic behavior. 冇抑鬱或異常行為嘅跡象。
- Hmm. - 嗯。
And...And, uh, were there any witnesses? 同埋⋯⋯同埋，呃，有冇目擊者？
- Uh, no, he was working late. - 呃，冇，佢加班。
Report says he was the only one in the building. 報告話佢係大廈入面得佢一個。
- I'm sort of missing the weirdness here. - 我有啲睇唔到古怪喺邊。
- Coroner's report. - 法醫報告。
- That's mr. Johnson? - 呢個係Johnson先生？
- He only fell two stories, - 佢只係跌咗兩層樓，
But the impact trauma, 但撞擊創傷，
It's like he was skydiving without a parachute. 好似冇降落傘跳傘咁。
- That is weird. And disgusting. - 真係古怪。仲好嘔心。
- So thoughts, ideas, suggestions, hypotheses? - 咁諗法、意見、建議、假設？
I got nothing. 我乜都冇。
- Coroner's right. - 法醫啱。
Suicide. 自殺。
- Oh, beg your pardon. - 哦，唔好意思。
No, that's safety glass. 唔係，嗰個係強化玻璃。
He couldn't have just jumped through it. 佢冇可能就咁跳穿佢。
- Oh, he took a running jump - 哦，佢由成個房間嘅另一邊
From all the way across the room, 衝刺跳過嚟，
Built up enough force, and went right through the glass. 積累夠力量，就直穿玻璃。
What? Saw it on mythbusters. 咩？喺《流言終結者》睇過。
- So that's it, then? - 咁就係咁？
- 'fraid so. Good luck. Steve? - 恐怕係。祝你好運。Steve？
[cell phone rings] [手機響]
- Oh. Oh, you know what? - 哦。哦，你知唔知？
This is the manager of the building. 呢個係大廈經理。
Man thinks I work for him. I'll show you out in a second. 佢以為我係佢員工。我陣間送你哋出去。
- We'll show ourselves out. Thanks. - 我哋自己出去就得。多謝。
- Perfect. - 好。
- I could tell you were lying. - 我睇得出你講大話。
- Yeah, that never gets old. - 係，呢招永遠唔會過時。
Take a look at that oil painting. 睇吓嗰幅油畫。
It's right across from the broken window. 佢正正喺爛窗對面。
It is a van gogh. Stormy night. 係梵高嘅《暴風雨之夜》。
Been missing for years. 失蹤咗好多年。
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得唔得。
It's bounced around europe since world war I, 自第一次世界大戰以嚟喺歐洲周圍傳，
And death has followed that painting 死亡一直跟住嗰幅畫
Wherever it's been spotted. 無論佢喺邊度出現。
- If it's an artifact, why don't we just take it? - 如果係神器，點解唔直接攞走佢？
- And tell them what? - 同佢哋講咩？
"your priceless painting murdered a man, 「你幅無價畫作殺咗個人，
Please can we have it"? 可唔可以畀我哋」？
- Oh, stukowski called us in. - 哦，Stukowski叫我哋嚟。
- Yeah, and I have no intention - 係，而我冇打算
Of giving her any more clues as to what it is we do. 畀佢更多線索知道我哋做咩。
No, no, no, no. 唔得唔得唔得。
If we're gonna get that painting... 如果我哋要攞到嗰幅畫⋯⋯
- We're gonna have to steal it. - 我哋就要偷佢。
- Does it look anything like this? - 佢似唔似呢個？
- It's an exact match. - 一模一樣。
- No effect on fargo or jerry. - 對Fargo同Jerry冇影響。
- The Warehouse has the fourth cup. - 倉庫有第四隻杯。
- All right, so what's the story? - 好，咁咩故事？
- Well, the tea set belonged to beatrix potter, - 呢套茶具屬於Beatrix Potter，
19th century english writer. 19世紀英國作家。
- peter rabbit. I love that book. - 《彼得兔》。我好鍾意嗰本書。
- Yeah, the league of evil british writers strikes again. - 係，邪惡英國作家聯盟又出擊。
- The rest of the set - 套裝嘅其他部分
Has been on Artie's most wanted list for years. 喺Artie嘅頭號通緝清單上好多年。
Hey, "used for brewing teas 喂，「用嚟沖茶
"derived from rare fungi 由稀有真菌提煉出嚟
"cultivated by potter during her time as a mycologist. Potter做真菌學家嗰陣培育出嚟
"the tea is known to stimulate 據講呢種茶可以刺激
The precuneus region of the brain." 大腦嘅楔前葉區域
- It's the imagination center. - 即係想像力中心
I bet that's why potter got into writing children's stories. 我估Potter就係咁先開始寫童話故事
- So, what? The tea set made her trip bunnies? - 咁點呀？套茶具令佢見到兔仔？
- Fargo must have figured it'd help do what the brain couldn't. - Fargo應該諗住咁樣可以幫大腦做唔到嘅嘢
You know, make the brain experience total reality 即係令大腦體驗完全真實嘅感覺
Inside the game. 喺遊戲入面
- I've seen potter's first editions - 我喺倉庫圖書館見過
In the Warehouse library. Potter嘅初版書
Leena, can you send us the scans? Leena，可唔可以send啲掃描俾我哋？
- You got it. - Claudia! - 冇問題 - Claudia！
- [gasping] - [喘氣]
- Uh, he just started doing this. - 佢啱啱開始咁樣
- We got to get him out of there. - 我哋要帶佢出嚟
- I've been reading the schematics, - 我睇過晒啲設計圖
And I don't think there's anything we can do... 我覺得我哋冇辦法...
From out here. 喺呢度做到啲咩
- So if you could never get 'em to work, - 既然你整極都整唔掂
Why'd you make so many? 點解仲整咁多？
- Yeah, well, fargo's not the most linear thinker. - 係囉，Fargo諗嘢唔係咁直線
- Hey, I upgraded the hardware. - 喂，我升級咗硬件
You should be able to incorporate that into the game. 你應該可以將佢整合入遊戲
- You did this in 20 minutes? - Quicker than domino's. - 你20分鐘搞掂？ - 快過pizza外賣
Myka, that's an in-game communicator, Myka，呢個係遊戲內置通訊器
So you'll be able to talk to us 所以你入到去之後
Once we go inside. 都可以同我哋講嘢
- Claudia and I'll go in, find them, - Claudia同我入去搵佢哋
And boogie on back out to reality. 然後返返嚟現實
- Game on, urban warrior. - 開波啦，城市戰士
- Yup. - 係
- Okay. You both need avatars to play in the game. - 好，你哋兩個都要有角色先玩到遊戲
What do you want to be? 你想做咩角色？
- Make me a badass. - 俾我做個惡霸
- What kind of game is this anyway? - 呢個到底係咩遊戲嚟㗎？
- I just did the hardware. - 我只係搞硬件咋
It's some sword and sorcery thing that fargo wrote. 係Fargo寫嘅劍與魔法遊戲
Think he's a wizard? 你覺得佢係巫師？
I was gonna be a warlock priest. 我本來想做術士祭司
- I'll just be myself. - 我做返自己就得
- Okay. - 好
- Are you sure it won't work without the tea? - 你肯定冇茶就玩唔到？
- We tried. If you don't drink, - 我哋試過，如果你唔飲
The game's just a game. 遊戲就只係遊戲
- Fargo wanted more than that. - Fargo想要嘅唔止咁
- [continues gasping] - [繼續喘氣]
- Yeah, looks like he got it. - 係囉，睇嚟佢達到目的
- Well, I'll be here to make sure that nothing goes wrong. - 我會喺呢度確保冇問題
Or...More wrong. 或者...冇咁大問題
- Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. - 喂喂喂喂喂喂
No, no, no. 唔得唔得唔得
I was playing frogger when you were just a tadpole. 你仲係蝌蚪嗰陣我已經玩緊《青蛙過河》
Just to make sure the pop out works, right? 確保彈出嚟嘅功能正常，得唔得？
Mm. Oh, man. That--that's minty. 嘩，好涼爽
I hope there's no caffeine in there, 'cause-- 希望入面冇咖啡因，因為...
- Well, his--his pulse is still normal. - 佢嘅脈搏仲係正常
- Uh, dude? Dude? You there? - 喂，兄弟？你喺度嗎？
- Yeah, yeah. Hello? - 係係，喂？
- Can you hear me? - Loud and clear. - 聽到我講嘢嗎？ - 好清楚
Oh, wow. It's awesome in here. 嘩，呢度好正
Is that the--? Oh, man. 呢個係咪...？嘩
- Dude, uh, look down at your belt. - 喂，你望吓你條腰帶
You see the controller? 見到個控制器未？
- The white thing with the button on top? - 白色嗰個有粒掣嘅？
- Right. Push the button. - 啱，撳個掣
- Ooh, you guys got to see this. - 你哋一定要睇吓呢個
- Fill 'er up. - 加滿佢
Is it me, or does that look a little bit like...? 係我錯覺定係佢有啲似...？
- Yep, fargo made a Warehouse 13 video game. - 係，Fargo整咗個倉庫13嘅遊戲
- And somewhere in there, fargo's having a seizure. - 而喺遊戲入面某個地方，Fargo正喺度抽筋
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
Whoa. And you're a stripper. 嘩，你係個脫衣舞孃
- What? No, I'm--I'm a gladiator. - 吓？唔係，我係...我係個鬥士
It's cool, right? 好型，係咪？
- Yeah. Nice skirt. - 係，條裙幾靚
- Nice ears. - 對耳仔幾靚
- Huh? - 吓？
Poi--pointy? 尖...尖嘅？
I'm an elf? I said "myself." 我係精靈？我話「做返自己」
- Well, you need to enunciate. - 你要講清楚啲先得㗎
Now run to your tree and get me some cookies. 而家快啲返去你棵樹度攞啲曲奇俾我
- Halt, players! - 停低，玩家們！
- Artie? - Artie？
- I am general arthur of the queen's royal best. - 我係女王御用大將軍Arthur
Now, players, prepare for a life-ending quest 而家，玩家們，準備好接受一個致命任務
Through bleak, barren lands. 穿越荒涼嘅不毛之地
You will stumble and blunder, 你會跌跌撞撞
Trying to find a world of bizarre, endless wonder. 尋找一個怪異無窮嘅世界
[both scream] [兩人尖叫]
- Whoa. You see this? - 嘩，你見到未？
- Yeah. Don't really believe it, though. - 見到，不過唔係好信
- [laughs] - [笑]
Welcome, players, to fortress 13, 歡迎，玩家們，嚟到13號堡壘
The most wondrous place that's never been seen, 呢個從未見過嘅奇妙地方
Hidden deep in the valley 隱藏喺邪惡之地
Of the land of bad. 嘅山谷深處
Filled with dangerous relics. 充滿危險嘅文物
Some evil, some... [laughs] mad. 有啲邪惡，有啲... [笑] 癲嘅
- [laughs] Artie's gonna be deeply pissed. - [笑] Artie實嬲到爆炸
- The princess is imprisoned high in the black tower, - 公主被囚禁喺黑塔頂層
Her life slipping away with each passing hour. 生命隨住時間流逝
True heroes you are 你哋係真正嘅英雄
To take this brave test. 接受呢個勇敢嘅考驗
Now, will you accept your dangerous quest? 而家，你哋會唔會接受呢個危險任務？
- Your generalness, I am Pete-imus maximus - 大將軍，我係Lattimer軍團嘅
Of the Lattimer legion. Pete-imus maximus
This is my faithful squire... Claudi-elf. 呢位係我忠誠嘅侍從... Claudi-elf
We would love to save your princess, 我哋好想救你嘅公主
But are looking for two royal geeks. 但係我哋喺度搵兩個科技宅男
- True heroes you are to take this grave test. - 你哋係真正嘅英雄，接受呢個嚴峻考驗
Now will you accept your dangerous quest? 而家你哋會唔會接受呢個危險任務？
- Short, glasses, unnatural attraction to computers? - 矮細、戴眼鏡、對電腦有異常興趣？
- Now, will you accept your dangerous-- - 而家你哋會唔會接受呢個危...
- Pete, it's just a program. - Pete，呢個只係程式嚟㗎
Fargo and jerry must be further on in the game. Fargo同Jerry應該喺遊戲更入面嘅地方
We're just gonna have to play along 我哋要跟住玩落去
If we're gonna find 'em. 先搵到佢哋
- Now, will you accept your dangerous... - 而家你哋會唔會接受呢個危險...
- Sure, sure, why not? - 好，好，點解唔接受？
- Welcome, players, to fortress-- - 歡迎，玩家們，嚟到堡壘...
- Both: Yes! - Ah. - 兩個一齊：好！ - 啊
Follow the path to the cave of forbidden mystery. 沿住條路去禁忌神秘洞穴
There you must collect the black tower key, 你哋要喺嗰度收集黑塔鎖匙
And with it free the princess, 然後用佢救出公主
And so save the day. 拯救世界
Great rewards await those 做啱嘅人
Who act the right way. 會得到豐厚獎勵
- Cave of forbidden mystery, huh? - 禁忌神秘洞穴，係咪？
Sounds cheery. 聽落幾開心
[device buzzing] [裝置發出嗡嗡聲]
- Myka-mus. - Myka-mus
- Pete, how's it going in there? - Pete，入面點呀？
- Well, so far, so good. - 暫時都幾好
No sign of the parker brothers yet, 仲未見到Parker兄弟
But we're on a quest, and I have a really cool sword. 但我哋有個任務，我仲有把好型嘅劍
- Oh, oh. What did I get? - 哦，我得到咩？
I got a... Vial of purple goo. Great. 我得到... 一支紫色漿糊，正
I wanted nunchucks. 我想要雙節棍㗎
- Okay, look, you have to find fargo and jerry. - 好，你哋要快啲搵到Fargo同Jerry
I don't know how much longer 我唔知佢哋嘅心臟
Their hearts can beat at this rate. 仲可以跳幾耐
- Copy that. Crash bandicoot out. - 收到，Crash Bandicoot收線
Okay. Let's go find the scarecrow, shall we? 好，我哋去搵稻草人，好唔好？
Come, toto. 嚟啦，Toto
[adventurous music] [冒險音樂]
♪
- Artie! Hey! - Artie！喂！
Will you listen to me? 你聽唔聽我講？
I've been up and down this place. 我喺呢度周圍都睇過
I know security systems. 我識保安系統
And this one is far too sophisticated, 呢個系統太高級
And probably-- 可能...
[security system beeps] [保安系統發出嗶嗶聲]
- Wasting my time? - 浪費我時間？
I know. I never get tired of that. 我知，呢個遊戲我永遠玩唔厭
Ah, ah. 啊，啊
- Oh, I'm sorry. My burglary skills are rusty. - 唔好意思，我嘅爆竊技術生疏咗
- We're Warehouse agents. - 我哋係倉庫探員
This isn't burglary. This is creative snagging. 呢個唔係爆竊，係創意偷取
- Well, I'll be getting my own lawyer. - 我會自己請律師
Wha--whoa, whoa, whoa. 嘩嘩嘩
What is that? Some sort of weapon? 呢個係咩嚟？武器？
You know, you just add more time to the sentence, right? 你知唔知咁樣只會加長刑期？
[clang] [鏗鏘聲]
- Three, two, one. - 三，二，一
[snaps] [啪]
It's called an eclipse. 呢個叫日蝕
Deactivates all laser protection 可以解除所有激光保護
For 42 minutes and 59 seconds. 42分鐘59秒
- Why 42 minutes and 59 seconds? - 點解係42分鐘59秒？
- That's how long dark side of the moon is. - 因為《月之暗面》就係咁長
- You're a floyd fan? - 你係Floyd迷？
Dude, have you seen laser floyd? 喂，你有冇睇過Laser Floyd？
- Dude, I've got roger waters' name tattooed on my neck. - 喂，我頸上面紋咗Roger Waters個名
No, I'm not a floyd fan. 唔係，我唔係Floyd迷
- Thought you two might be back. - 我估你哋會返嚟
Guess I was right about all that weirdness after all. 睇嚟我冇估錯呢啲古怪嘢
- Uh, agent stukowski, this isn't... - Stukowski探員，呢個唔係...
- Steve, steve, steve, steve. - Steve，Steve，Steve，Steve
- Agent Nielsen, either you include me, - Nielsen探員，你要唔要我加入
Or I activate the alarm. 唔係我就啟動警報
Your choice. 你自己揀
- [gasping] - [喘氣]
[computer beeps] [電腦嗶嗶聲]
- This is not the peter rabbit I remember. - 呢個唔係我記得嘅《彼得兔》
- Oh, man. - 嘩
There's some serious copyright infringement going on here. 呢度有嚴重嘅版權侵權問題
- Wait. - 等等
We passed seabiscuit here 20 minutes ago. 我哋20分鐘前經過咗Seabiscuit
- Oh, nertz. We've been going in circles. - 頂，我哋喺度兜圈
- Classic video game trope. - 經典電子遊戲套路
We should have seen this coming. 我哋應該一早估到
[woman groaning] [女人呻吟聲]
- Hey, are you all right? - 喂，你冇事嘛？
- Wait, Claudia, we don't know what it is. - 等等，Claudia，我哋唔知佢係咩嚟
- Well, it's obviously trapped. - 佢明顯係陷阱
And didn't general arthur say 而且Arthur大將軍唔係話
That great rewards await those who act the right way? 做啱嘅人會得到豐厚獎勵咩？
And helping this whatever that is could be-- 幫呢個唔知乜嘢嘅嘢可能係——
- Acting the right way. Fair enough. - 做啱嘅嘢就得。講得通。
Stand back. 企後啲。
I'll use my trusty sword. 等我出我嘅信得過寶劍。
[video game beeps] [電子遊戲嗶嗶聲]
[yells] [大叫]
Ah! 呀！
Ah, yow! 哎呀，痛！
There's that full-sensory experience 呢啲就係Fargo講嘅
Fargo was talking about. 全方位感官體驗。
- Silly gladiator. - 傻嘅鬥士。
Disco ball's an artifact. 閃光球係一件神器。
And artifacts need to be neutralized, right? 神器要處理咗佢，啱唔啱？
- [groans] - [呻吟]
- Thank you, player. - 多謝你，玩家。
- Leena. - Leena。
Look, wings. 睇，翼。
- Yes, wings. - 係，翼。
- You freed me from carter's curse, - 你解脫咗我脫離Carter嘅詛咒，
And in return, I will show you the way to your destination. 作為回報，我會帶你去你嘅目的地。
- Great. More yellow road. - 好嘢。又係黃色路。
- For you, young elf, - 對你嚟講，年輕嘅精靈，
A special reward for using your wits to solve my plight, 一個特別獎勵，因為你用智慧解決我嘅困境，
Instead of thuggish force. 而唔係用暴力。
- Thuggish can be good sometimes. - 暴力有時都幾好㗎。
[video game beeps] [電子遊戲嗶嗶聲]
- High score. - 高分。
- That is a boon. - 呢個係一個恩賜。
Should you find yourself in need, 如果你需要幫手，
You may call on Leena of the eagle people. 你可以召喚鷹族嘅Leena。
- How does she get off the ground with those things? - 佢點樣用呢啲嘢離地㗎？
- They're wings. - 佢哋係翼嚟㗎。
- Yeah, the wings probably help. - 係，翼應該有幫助。
Hey, wait up. 喂，等陣。
- [growls softly] - [低聲咆哮]
- Oh, no, he didn't. - 噢，唔係掛，佢冇咁做掛。
- He actually copied the dark vault. - 佢真係複製咗黑暗寶庫。
So not cool. Fargo! 咁唔得㗎。Fargo！
Get out here right now! 即刻出嚟！
- Hey, hey. Key. - 喂喂。鎖匙。
The key. 條鎖匙。
"there you must collect the black tower key. 「你要喺嗰度收集黑塔鎖匙。
"with it, free the princess, 用佢嚟釋放公主，
And so save the day." 然後拯救世界。」
- Claudia, wait! - Claudia，等陣！
- Quicksand? - 流沙？
- This must be the deathy part of the game - 呢個一定係Artic將軍講嘅
General Artie talked about. 遊戲嘅死亡部分。
- Hey, there's someone in there. - 喂，嗰度有人。
[video game beeps] [電子遊戲嗶嗶聲]
- Oh. Oh. - 噢。噢。
Come on. That's it. 嚟啦。就係咁。
- [gasps] - [吸氣]
Come on! Come on. 嚟啦！嚟啦。
- Dougie. - Dougie。
[both grunt] [兩人用力]
- Oh, thank you. Thank you. - 噢，多謝你。多謝你。
- Okay, okay, okay. Hugs later. - 好，好，好。陣間先攬。
- Both of you still have your controllers. - 你兩個仲拎住控制器。
- Hey, hey, hey, easy there, grabby. - 喂喂喂，放鬆啲，手多多。
We have to find jerry. Where is he? 我哋要搵Jerry。佢喺邊？
- Yeah, and what happened to your controller? - 係，你個控制器發生咩事？
- He happened. - 佢搞嘅。
[ominous music] [陰森音樂]
- Holy crap. Who invited the grim reaper? - 屌。邊個請咗死神嚟？
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 喂，喂喂喂。喂。
Look, I am a gladiator, 聽住，我係一個鬥士，
And I demand that you-- 我要求你——
Okay... 好...
You know, sometimes in a video game, 你知啦，有時喺電子遊戲入面，
I think it's all right to run! 我覺得走佬都冇問題㗎！
- You know, I was kind of digging fortress 13-- - 你知啦，我有啲鍾意13號堡壘——
Neat costumes, rhyming Artie-- 靚衫，押韻嘅Artie——
But that in there, not okay. 但係入面嗰啲，唔得。
- That was not part of the game. - 嗰啲唔係遊戲嘅一部分。
The quicksand, that executioner guy, 流沙，嗰個劊子手，
None of this is supposed to be happening. 呢啲全部唔應該發生。
Me and jerry were just playing along, 我同Jerry本來只係玩緊，
And then all of a sudden things got weird and scary. 然後突然之間啲嘢變得奇怪同恐怖。
- Weird and scary. - 奇怪同恐怖。
Sounds like the artifact did something. 聽落似係神器搞咗啲嘢。
- Yeah, which is why we don't play with them, fargo, - 係，所以我哋唔會玩佢哋，Fargo，
Or mix 'em with video games. 或者將佢哋同電子遊戲溝埋。
- Yeah, okay, I'll admit, not my finest idea, - 係，好，我認，唔係我最好嘅主意，
But it was so innocent. Beatrix potter's tea set. 但係咁無害㗎。Beatrix Potter嘅茶具。
What's the worst that could happen? 最壞會發生咩事？
Talking bunnies? 會講嘢嘅兔仔？
- I think we just met the worst that could happen, - 我覺得我哋啱啱見識咗最壞嘅情況，
And that talking bunny has a very big axe. 而嗰隻講嘢嘅兔仔拎住好大把斧頭。
[device buzzes] [裝置嗡嗡聲]
- Hey. - 喂。
- Pete, fargo's breathing is back to normal. - Pete，Fargo嘅呼吸回復正常。
- Yeah, yeah, we found the little guy. - 係，係，我哋搵到個細路。
Jerry's still awol. Jerry仲係失蹤。
And I think the tea set's 同埋我覺得個茶具
Starting to put a little bit of a whammy on us. 開始對我哋施加影響。
You find anything else out? 你搵到其他嘢未？
- Potter's first editions - Potter嘅初版
Are more like dream journals than stories, 與其話係故事，不如話係夢境日記，
And they're dark. 而且好黑暗。
In this one story, 喺呢個故事入面，
Peter rabbit chews off his own leg Peter兔咬斷自己嘅腳
To escape farmer mcgregor's trap. 嚟逃脫McGregor農夫嘅陷阱。
- That was not on reading rainbow. - 呢個唔係《閱讀彩虹》嘅內容。
- Guys, what if the tea set - 各位，如果個茶具
Doesn't just enhance your imagination? 唔單止增強你嘅想像力呢？
- What if it also brings out the darker parts - 如果佢仲帶出
Of--of your subconscious? 你潛意識嘅黑暗部分呢？
- I used to have nightmares about drowning. - 我以前成日發噩夢浸親。
- And you wound up in quicksand. - 而你最後喺流沙入面。
That must be what's happening. 一定係咁發生。
The tea set brings your fears to life in the game. 個茶具將你嘅恐懼帶入遊戲入面。
- Fantastic. What about the executioner? - 正。咁個劊子手呢？
- Well, that must come from jerry. - 咁一定係嚟自Jerry。
Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair. 我大部分噩夢都係關於甩頭髮。
- Me too! - Really? - 我都係！ - 真係？
- Yeah, do ever put the-- - 係，你有冇放——
- Hey, you can trade beauty tips later. - 喂，你哋陣間先交換美容心得啦。
I'll figure out what's going on in jerry's head, 我會搞清楚Jerry諗緊乜，
And you guys just find him, and then get out of there. 你哋就搵佢，然後離開嗰度。
- So without the controllers, how do we get out of the game? - 冇控制器，我哋點離開遊戲？
- Well, the only way to shut off the braid - 唯一關閉Braid嘅方法
Would be to finish the game. 就係完成個遊戲。
Which jerry would know. Jerry應該知道。
He must have gone to the black tower. 佢一定去咗黑塔。
[thunder rumbles] [雷聲轟隆]
- Right. - 啱。
Save the princess, finish the game. 救公主，完成遊戲。
- To the black tower! - 去黑塔！
[thunder rumbles] [雷聲轟隆]
- I never thought I'd say this, - 我從來冇諗過我會咁講，
But let's save us a princess. 但係我哋去救公主啦。
- How am I supposed to know what's in jerry's subconscious? - 我點知Jerry潛意識有啲乜？
All we ever talk about 我哋成日講嘅
Is video games and fantasy football. 都係電子遊戲同夢幻足球。
- Why are all men emotionally stunted? - 點解所有男人都情感遲鈍？
- I need a woman. - 我需要一個女人。
- Yeah, you and me both. - 係，我都係。
- No, no, I mean, I need to find... - 唔係唔係，我意思係我要搵...
- Are you gonna get me a woman? - 你會唔會幫我搵個女人？
Because if you are, I'd like to change. 因為如果你會，我想換人。
- Okay, jerry's girlfriend, the girl on the mug, - 好，Jerry嘅女朋友，個杯上面嘅女仔，
Who is she? 佢係邊個？
- Oh, uh, sarah. Or susan. Melissa? - 噢，嗯，Sarah。或者Susan。Melissa？
- You don't know her name? - 你唔知佢個名？
- Hey, look, for the last year, - 喂，睇吓，過去一年，
I've been working 24/7 on building the braid. 我日以繼夜咁整緊Braid。
I don't even really remember your name. 我連你個名都唔係好記得。
What are you doing? 你做緊乜？
- I am going through jerry's calls. - 我喺度睇Jerry嘅通話記錄。
Okay, most of them are from fargo. 好，大部分都係Fargo打嚟。
Aha. Hannah. 啊哈。Hannah。
He called hannah last week. 佢上個禮拜打過畀Hannah。
- Right. Hannah. - 啱。Hannah。
Yeah, right. Hannah. 係，啱。Hannah。
- So you're just gonna substitute a forgery - 所以你打算用一件贗品
For a priceless work of art, 換走一件無價嘅藝術品，
And hope nobody notices? 然後希望冇人發現？
- Shh, shh. - 噓，噓。
There--there's someone there. 嗰——嗰度有人。
Can you check? 你幫手睇吓？
- You know it's blank, right? - 你知佢係空白㗎，係咪？
- Observe. - 睇住。
- Nice. - 靚。
- It's memory paper - 係記憶紙
From johannes gutenberg's printing press. 嚟自Johannes Gutenberg嘅印刷機。
Van gogh himself wouldn't know the difference. 梵高本人嚟都分唔出。
- No one. You're hearing things. - 冇人。你聽錯嘢。
Shut my mouth! How'd you do that? 收聲！你點做到㗎？
- It's from johannes guten-- - Really? - 係嚟自Johannes Guten—— - 真係？
- I...Don't know. - 我...唔知。
- Yeah, let's just make the swap, shall we? - 係，我哋直接換咗佢，好唔好？
- Here. Put these on. - 嚟。戴咗呢啲。
- Ooh, we gonna do some dishes? - 噢，我哋要洗碗？
Just kidding. 講笑咋。
So is this like that thing in denver? 咁係咪好似丹佛嗰次咁？
It's a work of art with bad juju? 一件有邪氣嘅藝術品？
- Yeah. - 係。
No. 唔係。
- So how we gonna get it out of here? - 咁我哋點樣拎佢出去？
We have to cut it out, or-- 要剪開佢，定係——
[sneezes] [打噴嚏]
Oh, sorry. Dust. 噢，唔好意思。塵。
- Artie. Artie, look. - Artie。Artie，睇。
[thunder booms] [雷聲轟隆]
- Get down! - 伏低！
- No, no, no! No, no, no, no... - 唔好，唔好，唔好！唔好，唔好，唔好...
- Hold on! Hold on! - 捉實！捉實！
- No, no, no! - 唔好，唔好，唔好！
Ah! 呀！
[moans] [呻吟]
- This thing is activated by a puff of air. - 呢件嘢係俾一陣風觸發。
When you sneezed, 你打噴嚏嗰陣，
That's what triggered the effect. 就係觸發咗個效果。
- Who in the hell are you people? - 你哋究竟係邊個？
- Ha, yeah, well, if I had a nickel. - 哈，係，如果我有五毫子就好。
Come on. We're gonna swap this out still. 嚟啦。我哋仲要換咗佢。
- Hello? - 喂？
What's going on? 發生咩事？
- Hannah, I--I'm... - Hannah，我——我...
- Jerry? Oh, my god. Jerry？天啊！
- Uh, don't touch the headband. 喂，唔好掂個頭箍。
- Jerry. Jerry. Jerry。Jerry。
Jerry, come on, wake up. Jerry，起身啦，醒下。
Jerry. Jerry. Jerry。Jerry。
What's wrong with him? 佢做咩事？
Look, I can't even pretend to understand 我根本聽唔明
What you're trying to tell me. 你想同我講咩。
Lost in the game? 喺遊戲入面迷失咗？
Do you work for fargo too? 你都係為 Fargo 做嘢？
- No. No, no, no. God no. 唔係。唔係唔係唔係。天啊，唔係。
I'm just here to lend a hand. 我只係嚟幫手咋。
Hannah, look, what's going on in there with them, Hannah，你睇下，佢哋喺入面搞成咁，
It has to do with your boyfriend's subconscious. 同你男朋友嘅潛意識有關。
I need to know more about him. 我要知多啲關於佢嘅嘢。
- Jerry's not my boyfriend anymore. Jerry 已經唔係我男朋友啦。
We broke up last week. 我哋上個禮拜分手㗎。
- Last week? 上個禮拜？
- What, you think our breakup has something to do with this? 咩啫，你覺得我哋分手同呢件事有關？
- Just--just tell me what happened, okay? 你——你話畀我聽發生咩事，好唔好？
- I wanted more. Something serious. 我想要更多。認真嘅關係。
Jerry kept saying that he wanted the same thing, Jerry 成日話佢都想要同樣嘅嘢，
But the time wasn't right. 但係時機唔啱。
He wanted fargames to get off the ground, 佢想 Fargames 搞得成，
And I believed him. 而我信咗佢。
I even found the ring that he bought me, 我甚至搵到佢買畀我嘅戒指，
But he never asked. 但佢從來冇求婚。
I waited for months, 我等咗幾個月，
And finally I just told him it was over. 最後我直接同佢講完咗。
I haven't really talked to him since. 之後我都冇點同佢講過嘢。
Is he gonna be okay? 佢會冇事㗎可？
- Well, not as smooth as when we got whistler's mother, 冇偷《Whistler's Mother》嗰次咁順手，
But not a bad grab. 但都算執到好嘢。
- Oh, well, that's something I'd rather not know about. 哦，呢啲嘢我寧願唔知。
- No-- 唔係——
[electricity crackles, alarm wailing] [電流聲，警報響起]
- dark side of the moon is longer than that. 《Dark Side of the Moon》都長過佢啦。
Sally! Sally！
- She's got the van gogh. 佢拎咗幅梵高。
- Ooh, man. My kilt is chafing. 唉，老友。我條裙刮到好唔舒服。
- Thanks for coming, by the way. 多謝你肯嚟。
- Believe me, if a black hole or an evil robot 信我啦，如果黑洞或者邪惡機械人
Shows up at the Warehouse, 喺倉庫出現，
You're on my speed dial too. 我都會即刻打畀你。
- I hope the princess has some gold bond. 希望個公主有啲爽身粉。
- Just let me open the door, okay? 等我開門先，好唔好？
Can't wait to meet this princess. 好想快啲見呢個公主。
- Uh, before we go inside, 喂，入去之前，
There's something I should tell you. 有啲嘢要話你知。
[video game beeps] [電子遊戲聲]
- What? 咩話？
- Brave heroes! 勇敢嘅英雄！
You've come to save me! 你哋終於嚟救我啦！
- I'm the princess? 我係公主？
- Really? You didn't see this coming? 真係？你估唔到？
- I will compose a ballad in your honor. 我會作首詩歌頌你。
[giggles] [笑聲]
[bike horn honks] [單車鈴聲]
What are those things on my chest? 我胸口呢啲係咩嚟㗎？
- Freckles? 雀斑？
- Okay, uh, game over. Princess saved. 好，遊戲完。公主救咗。
What are we-- what are we doing here? 我哋——我哋喺度做咩？
- [man crying] [男人喊聲]
[video game beeps] [電子遊戲聲]
- Jerry? Jerry？
Jerry! Guys, this is jerry. Jerry！各位，呢個係 Jerry。
It--how did you get here? 佢——佢點樣嚟到呢度㗎？
- What's wrong with him? 佢做咩事？
- Aah! Aah! 呀！呀！
- Oh, crap. 唉，大鑊。
- Brave hero. 勇敢嘅英雄。
You've come to rescue me. 你嚟救我啦。
Aah! 呀！
- Okay. All right. 好。得啦。
It's just you and me. 得返你同我。
It's just you. 得返你咋。
- Pete, come on, wake up. Pete，起身啦。
Wake up. 起身啦。
- [growling] [咆哮聲]
- Wait, hannah, please-- 等等，Hannah，唔好——
- Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete. Pete。Pete，Pete，Pete。
- Who's hannah? Hannah 係邊個？
- Pete. - Come on, wake up, Pete. Pete。起身啦，Pete。
- No, no, no. 唔好唔好唔好。
[grunts] [悶哼聲]
Aah! 呀！
Whew. 呼。
Somebody needs a tic tac. 有人要食粒薄荷糖先得。
- Um, okay, what is happening? 嗯，好，發生咩事？
- What's going on? 搞咩鬼？
- Uh, everyone's heart rates just started elevating. 喂，所有人嘅心跳開始飆升。
Oh, god. Jerry's is almost at 230. 天啊，Jerry 嘅差唔多到 230。
How much faster can it go before it just explodes? 仲可以快幾多先會爆？
- Pete, can you hear me? What's going on in there? Pete，你聽到我講嘢嗎？入面發生咩事？
- Myka, is jerry still alive? Myka，Jerry 仲喺度嗎？
- Yes, but his pulse is skyrocketing. 係，但佢脈搏狂飆。
Listen, I think his anxiety 聽住，我覺得佢嘅焦慮
Comes from his ex-girlfriend. 係嚟自佢前度。
- Yeah, whose doesn't? 係，邊個唔係呢？
- Hannah, yeah, I think we just met her. Hannah，係，我哋應該啱啱見過佢。
Nice girl. Big axe. 好女仔。大斧頭。
- Pete, listen, you need to stay calm. Pete，聽住，你要冷靜啲。
In the story... [static interfering] 喺故事入面…… [靜電干擾]
...Literally consumed... ……真係吞噬咗……
...His fears... ……佢嘅恐懼……
- Uh, what-- am I--am I losing you? 喂，咩——我——我同你斷線？
[sharp static] [尖銳靜電聲]
- Ugh. 唉。
- Of course I am. Great. 梗係啦。正呀。
- The line went dead. 條線斷咗。
- Myka, gibson, is anyone in reality reading me? Myka，Gibson，現實世界有冇人聽到我？
- I don't understand. It should be working. 我唔明。應該運作到㗎。
- Possibly my fault. 可能係我嘅錯。
Well, I started thinking about how much scarier it'd be 我啱啱開始諗，如果我哋斷咗聯絡
If we lost communications. 會恐怖幾多。
- Did you not hear the part 你冇聽到嗰部分咩？
About this place making our fears real? 呢度會令我哋嘅恐懼成真㗎。
- Hey, it's your fault we're stuck in here, paul. 喂，Paul，係你累到我哋困喺呢度㗎。
And what's the deal with puff the magic dragon out there? 仲有外面嗰條噴火龍係咩玩法？
- Yeah? Whose fear is that? 係咩？邊個嘅恐懼嚟㗎？
- Uh, well, no, that's actually just part of the game. 嗯，唔係，其實嗰個只係遊戲一部分。
What? Dragons are awesome. 咩啫？龍好型㗎。
Besides, to get past it, 況且，要過佢嗰關，
All we need is the dagger of josephine! 我哋只需要約瑟芬嘅匕首！
[buzzer] [錯誤提示聲]
[clears throat] [清喉嚨]
I said, "the dagger of josephine!" 我話「約瑟芬嘅匕首」！
[buzzer] [錯誤提示聲]
Which I may have forgot to program into the game. 可能我唔記得將佢編入遊戲。
- A game. A game. 遊戲。遊戲。
That's right. This is a game. 啱啦。呢個係遊戲。
So how about if I just close my eyes, 咁不如我合埋眼，
Jump, and float gently to the ground? 跳落去，輕輕飄落地？
- Wait. Hold the phone, spartacus. 等等。停一停，Spartacus。
Boon goes the dynamite. 炸藥爆開。
- Excellent. I'll get to see them again. 正。我可以再見到佢哋。
Her. Leena. I'll get to see Leena again. 佢。Leena。我可以再見到 Leena。
[wings flutter] [翅膀拍動聲]
- Greetings, player. Have you chosen your boon? 你好，玩家。你揀好獎賞未？
- And her two humongous wings. 同佢對超大翅膀。
- Can you fly us out of here to where jerry is? 你可唔可以飛我哋去 Jerry 嗰度？
- If that is your wish, my steed will aid you. 如果你係咁諗，我嘅坐騎會幫你。
- Steed? 坐騎？
[creature roars] [生物咆哮聲]
[creature screeches] [生物尖叫聲]
- Shotgun. 我坐車頭。
- Oh. - Yes. 哦。好。
[police radio chatters] [警用對講機聲]
- Stukowski played us. Stukowski 玩咗我哋。
- Why would she want an artifact? 佢點解會想要神器？
- That van gogh's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 幅梵高值幾億美金㗎。
Probably doesn't even care it's an artifact. 可能佢根本唔理係咪神器。
- She's a sworn fbi agent. 佢係宣誓嘅 FBI 探員嚟㗎。
- Hundreds of millions. 幾億。
- Look, why don't we just tell the cops who we are? 不如我哋直接同警察講我哋係邊個？
We're on the same team. 我哋同隊㗎。
- Yeah. Nsa and atf, both burglarizing an art gallery. 係。NSA 同 ATF，一齊爆竊畫廊。
That won't lead to too many questions. 咁唔會惹嚟好多問題咩。
[door opens] - All right, gents. [門開聲] 好，各位。
Let's all go down to 1 police plaza, shall we? 我哋一齊去警察總部，好唔好？
My boss wants to meet you. 我老細想見你哋。
- Hold it. Sally stukowski, fbi. 等等。Sally Stukowski，FBI。
These men are working for me 呢兩個人係幫我做嘢
On a very important terrorism case. 處理一個好重要嘅恐怖主義案件。
- Terrorism. In an art gallery? 恐怖主義？喺畫廊？
- Black market sale of art 過去幾年，藝術品嘅黑市買賣
Has been used to fund numerous 一直用嚟資助好多
Radical organizations in the past few years. 激進組織。
These men were helping me to identify a potential forgery. 呢兩個人幫我緊係緊要嘅偽造品。
We're nearing the end of a ten-month operation, 我哋就快完成一個十個月嘅行動，
And I need a confirmation tonight. 我今晚需要確認。
I already have full authority on this crime scene 我已經得到我嘅外勤辦公室
From my field office. 對呢個案發現場嘅完全授權。
Do I need to take it up with your lieutenant? 我要唔要同你嘅警長傾？
- Um, take 'em. 嗯，帶走佢哋。
- Chop, chop. 快啲啦。
- Told you. 話咗你聽㗎。
- Hannah, why are you doing this? Hannah，你點解要咁做？
Look, I'm sorry. I couldn't ask. 對唔住。我問唔出口。
I just-- 我只係——
I just-- look, I was afraid. 我只係——我驚。
I was afraid you'd say no. 我驚你會拒絕。
I--I wanted to. I was afraid! 我——我想㗎。我驚咋！
I couldn't commit. 我唔敢承諾。
- I've had so many relationships that ended like that. 我經歷過好多段關係都係咁完。
She can't really cut off his head, though, right? 不過佢唔會真係斬咗佢個頭㗎可？
I mean, not for real. 我意思係，唔係真嘅。
- I don't know. 我唔知。
I mean, if his fear kills him in here, 如果佢嘅恐懼喺呢度殺死佢，
It might be able to kill him out there. 可能都會喺出面殺死佢。
You okay? 你冇事嗎？
- It's just this fear thing. 只係呢個恐懼嘅問題。
You ever try so hard not to think about something 你有冇試過好努力唔去諗某樣嘢，
Till it's all you can think about? 搞到最後淨係諗住佢？
- Yeah, all the time. 有，成日都係。
- Miss Donovan. Donovan 小姐。
This is another delusion, dear. 呢個又係幻覺嚟㗎，親愛嘅。
- Dr. Michener? Michener 醫生？
- Who's that? 邊個嚟㗎？
- No, he's nobody. He's not real. 唔係，佢冇人嚟嘅。佢唔係真嘅。
He's not here. 佢唔喺度。
- None of this is real, Claudia. 呢啲全部都唔係真㗎，Claudia。
You're just an emotionally troubled young woman. 你只係一個情緒有問題嘅後生女。
- No. 唔係。
- Your brother is dead. 你阿哥已經死咗。
- [screaming] [尖叫]
No! No! 唔好！唔好！
Let me go! 放開我！
You're not real! 你唔係真㗎！
- You've been living a delusion. 你一直活喺幻覺入面。
One you created to make yourself feel safe, 一個你自己創造出嚟令自己覺得安全嘅幻覺，
A Warehouse where you could hide from the real world. 一個可以匿埋避開現實世界嘅倉庫。
But it's a lie, Claudia. 但呢個係個謊言嚟㗎，Claudia。
You've been in this institution the whole time. 你由頭到尾都喺呢間療養院。
With me. 同我一齊。
- Don't listen to him, Claudia. - No, Claudia, we're real. - 唔好聽佢講，Claudia。 - 唔好，Claudia，我哋係真㗎。
- Please! [electricity crackling] - 求吓你！ [電流聲]
No! Don't! 唔好！唔好！
- You need your treatment, Claudia. 你需要接受治療，Claudia。
- Aah! 啊！
- Oh, man, this is bad! 嘩，老友，呢鋪大鑊！
Something really bad is happening! 有啲好衰嘅嘢發生緊！
I'm totally freaking out, man! 我驚到癲咗呀，老友！
- Gibson, snap out of it! Gibson，醒一醒！
- Aah! 啊！
- You've been hiding. 你一直匿埋。
You'll feel better after your treatment. 治療完之後你會舒服啲㗎。
You always do. 次次都係咁。
- You know what, doc? 你知唔知，醫生？
I do feel better now. 我而家真係覺得舒服咗。
Myka. Myka。
Is that really you? 真係你？
- Yeah. 係。
- Oh. You went with dominatrix, huh? 哦。你揀咗女王造型，係咪？
Good choice. 好選擇。
- Don't make me get my whip. 唔好逼我拎條鞭出嚟。
- Are you okay? - Mm-hmm. - 你冇事呀？ - 嗯。
- Are you okay? - 你冇事呀？
- [laughs] [笑]
I wasn't expecting a catharsis today, 我冇諗過今日會咁釋放，
But that actually felt pretty good. 但其實感覺幾好。
- Yeah, thanks, mykes. 係，唔該晒，Mykes。
Okay, guys, look, we have to save jerry, 好，各位，聽住，我哋要救返Jerry，
And get our controllers back from evil hannah. 同埋由邪惡Hannah手上拎返我哋嘅控制器。
- But how? 但點樣做？
I mean, she's been kicking our butt since we got here. 我哋由入到嚟到而家都俾佢打到死死吓。
- Wait. I was stuck in the quicksand, 等陣。我啱啱陷入咗流沙，
But when I saw you guys, 但當我見到你哋，
It gave me the courage to pull myself out. 就俾咗勇氣我爬返出嚟。
- Right. And Myka distracted him, 啱。而Myka就分散咗佢注意，
But I had to be the one to finish the doc. 但要由我親手搞掂個醫生。
- You have to take down your own fears. 你要親手打低自己嘅恐懼。
- Right. Okay. We got to get traumatized jerry 啱。好。我哋要令受創嘅Jerry
To nut up before he loses his head. 喺佢甩頭之前鼓起勇氣。
Myka, Claudia, you go talk to him. Myka，Claudia，你哋去同佢傾。
We'll distract the ex. 我哋引開個前度。
- Let's go get medieval on her ass. 去同佢玩中世紀式大戰。
- One, two, three, break! 一、二、三，散！
- Break. - Okay, that's... 散。 - 好，呢個...
Just-- 只係...
- Sorry I ran off. 唔好意思我走咗。
Didn't really have much of a choice. 其實我都冇乜選擇。
Figured I'd catch up with you two 我諗住等幅畫放返去安全地方，
Once I got the painting back to a safe place. 就會搵返你哋兩個。
I don't really like lying to policemen. 我唔係好鍾意呃警察。
- Well, trust me, you're good at it. 信我啦，你呃人好叻㗎。
- You have our number, agent stukowski? 你有我哋電話㗎，探員Stukowski？
- All right, then. 好，咁。
So catch you later. 遲啲見。
- What is it, Artie? 做咩事，Artie？
- Something. 有啲嘢。
- [groaning] [呻吟]
Hannah, I never wanted it to end. Hannah，我從來冇想過要完。
I just--I just-- 我只係...只係...
I just wanted to be more for you. 我只係想為你做得更好。
- Hey, you old battle axe! 喂，你個老頑固！
- Hyah! 哈！
Oh, you gonna make the super-scary monster face, huh? 哦，你想扮超級恐怖怪獸樣，係咪？
She's gonna make the super-scary monster face. 佢想扮超級恐怖怪獸樣。
[both mocking] [一齊嘲笑]
Bring it, bi-atch. 放馬過嚟啦，八婆。
How am I doing? 我做得點樣？
- Jerry, everything's gonna be okay. Jerry，一切都會冇事㗎。
- Doesn't matter. 冇所謂。
I'll never be good enough for her or anybody. 我永遠都配唔上佢或者任何人。
- Hey, lady! 喂，小姐！
- You had that thing the whole time? 你一直拎住嗰樣嘢？
- I think we've established 我諗我哋已經確定咗
I haven't thought this through very well. 我冇諗清楚成件事。
You shall not pass! 你唔准過！
Or...After you. 或者...你行先。
- Aah! 啊！
- Cheater. 出術。
Come on. 快啲。
- Jerry, listen, Jerry，聽住，
I know what happened with hannah, the real one. 我知道發生喺Hannah身上嘅事，真正嗰個。
You love her, but you couldn't propose. 你愛佢，但你唔敢求婚。
- She just would have said no. 佢一定會拒絕。
- This place, it magnifies your fear, 呢個地方會放大你嘅恐懼，
Your--your anxieties. 你嘅...你嘅焦慮。
The proposal, okay? That's your demon. 求婚，明唔明？就係你嘅心魔。
Don't let it kill us all. 唔好俾佢害死我哋所有人。
- Come on, jerry. Dig deep. 嚟啦，Jerry。諗深一層。
What do you want more than anything in the world right now? 你而家最想要嘅係乜嘢？
- I--I want hannah. 我...我想要Hannah。
- Then make it happen. 咁就令佢發生。
Go over to her. - Okay. 行過去佢身邊。 - 好。
- Look her in the eye. - Okay. 望住佢對眼。 - 好。
- And tell her how you feel. 然後話俾佢知你嘅感受。
- Okay. Okay. 好。好。
[video game beeps] All right. [電子遊戲聲] 好。
- Let's go. 出發。
Aah! 啊！
Now, jerry. 而家，Jerry。
- Hannah, will you marry me? Hannah，你願意嫁俾我嗎？
- Jerry. Jerry。
- Congratulations, players. 恭喜各位玩家。
The game is complete. 遊戲完成。
And now let's all get something to eat. 而家我哋去食啲嘢。
- It's about freakin' time. 終於都搞掂。
- Aah, she's back! 啊，佢返嚟喇！
- Hannah. Hannah. Hannah。Hannah。
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 哦，對唔住。對唔住。
- It's okay. - I love you. 冇事。 - 我愛你。
- I love you too. 我都愛你。
- I love you, I love you, I love you. 我愛你，我愛你，我愛你。
- I like this hannah better. 我鍾意呢個Hannah多啲。
- Well, I thought the giant axe 我覺得嗰把大斧頭
Was kind of a turn-on. 都幾有吸引力。
- I officially know way too much about you. 我正式知道咗太多關於你嘅嘢。
- [laughs] [笑]
- Hi. I, um... 嗨。我，嗯...
This is my first time doing anything like this. 呢次係我第一次做呢類嘢。
Uh, a really good friend of mine 嗯，我一個好好嘅朋友
Told me I needed to get out of my comfort zone. 話我應該跳出舒適圈。
Um, and then my worst nightmare sort of told me the same thing, 嗯，然後我嘅最恐怖噩夢都同我講同一樣嘢，
So it's been a weird couple of days. 所以呢幾日都幾奇怪。
Um, anyway... 嗯，總之...
Ti--yeah, tip your barista. 記住打賞咖啡師。
Here we go. 開始。
[playing pixies' where is my mind?] [彈奏Pixies的《Where Is My Mind?》]
♪
♪ oh with your feet on the air ♪ ♪ 噢 你雙腳朝天 ♪
♪ and your head on the ground ♪ ♪ 頭部著地 ♪
♪ try this trick then spin it ♪ ♪ 試試呢招然後轉動 ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 係 係 係
♪ your head'll collapse ♪ 你個頭會塌陷
♪ because there's nothing in it ♪ ♪ 因為裡面空無一物 ♪
♪ you'll ask yourself ♪ 你會問自己
♪ where is my mind ♪ 我嘅思緒喺邊
♪ way out in the water ♪ 遠喺水中
♪ see it swimming ♪ 睇住佢游緊
♪ well I was swimming in the caribbean ♪ ♪ 我喺加勒比海游水 ♪
♪ animals were hiding behind the rocks ♪ ♪ 動物匿喺岩石後面 ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 噢 係 係
♪ except a little fish ♪ 除咗一條小魚
♪ and he told me he swears ♪ ♪ 佢同我講佢發誓 ♪
♪ he's trying to talk to me, to me ♪ ♪ 佢想同我傾偈，同我傾 ♪
♪ where is my mind ♪ 我嘅思緒喺邊
♪ way out in the water ♪ 遠喺水中
♪ see it swimming ♪ 睇住佢游緊
[cheers and applause] [歡呼聲和掌聲]
- It's done. 搞掂咗。
- Now we wait. 而家我哋等。
[ominous music] [陰森音樂]
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